Having a beer may shorten your life by a minute. A day of work shortens it by 8 hours.
If I were a vegetable I’d be a cute-cumber!
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it’s not open!
When you’re 20, life goes by at 20 MPH and when you’re 60 it goes by at 60 MPH!
To the world you may be just one person, but to one person you may be the world.
Live each day as if it is your last and one day you’ll be right
The road to success is always under construction.
Congrats on the Huffington Post article. I’m ready for my 15 minutes of fame!
Fortune favors the bold!
What’s a bear to do?
I only drink beer on days that end in Y
When life gives you lemons, see if you can return them
Maybe it’s not “seize the moment” but the moment seizes you!
Get your kicks on Route 66! Flagstaff AZ, don’t forget Winona, Kingman, Barstow, San Bernadino
When the smog lifts in LA, UCLA.
When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate
There is no such thing as “trying”. There is only doing!
On Arizona politics: “There should be a citizens’ initiative to require the Legislature to dress in clown clothes while in session.”
“Let’s play two!” – Mr. Cubs, Ernie Banks
“It’s not pre-marital sex if you don’t planned to be married.” – Garrison Keillor
Life is all about maintenance.
If you’re holding a beer, then you’re one beer short.
Keep on Truckn’
Keep in mind that it is the journey and not the destination that counts!
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